I called FedEx in regards to a lost package.
Me: It says the package was delivered, but it wasn’t. A different one came.
Nice FedEx Guy: So you got a package, but not the right package.
FedEx Guy: I need to ask what was in the package.
Me: Which one?
FedEx Guy: The missing one.
Me: A weighted hula hoop.
Me: I know, it’s not the end of the world, but…
FedEx Guy: …but you paid for it.
FedEx Guy: So you did not get the hula hoop?
Me: No, just the whale tail.
Me: I swear this isn’t as weird as it sounds.
FedEx Guy: I’m sure it isn’t, ma’am.